Archive for November, 2008
Praline: Hello, I wish to register a complaint . . . Hello? Miss? Shopkeeper: What do you mean, miss? Praline: Oh, I’m sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint. Shopkeeper: Sorry, we’re closing for lunch. Praline: Never mind that my lad, I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased [...]
And the winner is…
While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ says St. Peter. ‘Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem… We seldom see a high official around [...]